Confessions of a Call Girl
 
 
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shavingryansprivates:

the true definition of love

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banked:

whenever i have tried to bathe/shower with another person as an adult

banked:

whenever i have tried to bathe/shower with another person as an adult

beyondtheglory:

Robin Williams brought great joy to my childhood with movies such as: Jumanji, Flubber, and Hook.

beyondtheglory:

Robin Williams brought great joy to my childhood with movies such as: Jumanji, Flubber, and Hook.

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damnthatswhack:

That is the highest of fives.
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damnthatswhack:

That is the highest of fives.

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liveyoungandstupid:

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?

sodamnrelatable:

( ) Because we have no social life.

( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.

(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: marianacota)

thebluthcompany:

Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
damnthatswhack:

Kill it with fire.
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damnthatswhack:

Kill it with fire.

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extrafirmhold:

The Dark Knight Rises Character Posters.

adarasanchez:

Zodiac sign. Cancer.

adarasanchez:

Zodiac sign. Cancer.

nprfreshair:

More Music For Your Morning: NPR Music is also streaming Sigur Ros’ Valtari and Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros’ Here and Saint Etienne’s Words And Music By Saint Etienne and The Walkmen’s Heaven. Enjoy!
(via First Listen: Sigur Rós, ‘Valtari’ : NPR)